{"slip": { "id": 41, "advice": "Don't use Excel or Powerpoint documents for your basic word processing needs."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 33, "advice": "Don't let the bastards grind you down."}}
{"slip": { "id": 25, "advice": "Never buy cheap cling film."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 223, "advice": "Vinegar is a powerful cleaning agent."}}
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