{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a fly without wings?","punchline":"A walk.","id":206}
{"type":"programming","setup":"Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?","punchline":"Because they use a strongly typed language.","id":73}
{"slip": { "id": 101, "advice": "Alway do anything for love, but don't do that."}}
{"slip": { "id": 45, "advice": "Build something out of LEGO."}}
{"slip": { "id": 93, "advice": "The higher up you are in a company, the more likely it is that your boss is a psychopath."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 51, "advice": "It's wrong to be right."}}
{"slip": { "id": 145, "advice": "Always the burrito."}}
{"fact":"Cats, just like people, are subject to asthma. Dust, smoke, and other forms of air pullution in your cat's environment can be troublesome sources of irritation.","length":160}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What do birds give out on Halloween?","punchline":"Tweets.","id":187}
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