{"fact":"A cat's smell is their strongest sense, and they rely on this leading sense to identify people and objects; a feline's sense of smell is 14x better than a human's.","length":163}
{"fact":"Foods that should not be given to cats include onions, garlic, green tomatoes, raw potatoes, chocolate, grapes, and raisins. Though milk is not toxic, it can cause an upset stomach and gas. Tylenol and aspirin are extremely toxic to cats, as are many common houseplants. Feeding cats dog food or canned tuna that\u2019s for human consumption can cause malnutrition.","length":360}
{"type":"general","setup":"What time is it?","punchline":"I don't know... it keeps changing.","id":77}
{"slip": { "id": 190, "advice": "Don't always believe what you think."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"What is the leading cause of dry skin?","punchline":"Towels","id":246}
{"fact":"Some cats have survived falls of over 65 feet (20 meters), due largely to their \u201crighting reflex.\u201d The eyes and balance organs in the inner ear tell it where it is in space so the cat can land on its feet. Even cats without a tail have this ability.","length":249}
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{"slip": { "id": 45, "advice": "Build something out of LEGO."}}
{"slip": { "id": 111, "advice": "You're not as fat as you think you are."}}
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{"fact":"The domestic cat is the only species able to hold its tail vertically while walking. You can also learn about your cat's present state of mind by observing the posture of his tail.","length":180}
{"slip": { "id": 5, "advice": "If you have the chance, take it!"}}
{"fact":"Cats walk on their toes.","length":24}
{"fact":"A cat\u2019s heart beats nearly twice as fast as a human heart, at 110 to 140 beats a minute.","length":88}
{"fact":"A cat's smell is their strongest sense, and they rely on this leading sense to identify people and objects; a feline's sense of smell is 14x better than a human's.","length":163}
{"type":"general","setup":"When do doctors get angry?","punchline":"When they run out of patients.","id":280}
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