{"slip": { "id": 31, "advice": "Never let your Mother cut your hair."}}
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Year 1530 (MDXXX) was a common year starting on Saturday of the Julian calendar, the 1530th year of the Common Era (CE) and Anno Domini (AD) designations, the 530th year of the 2nd millennium, the 30th year of the 16th century, and the 1st year of the 1530s decade.
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{"slip": { "id": 72, "advice": "Don't eat anything your grandparents wouldn't recognise as food."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 121, "advice": "If you think your headphones are dying, check the socket for fluff with a straightened paperclip."}}
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Landewednack is a civil parish and an area of The Lizard in Cornwall, England, United Kingdom. The hamlet is situated approximately ten miles (16 km) south of Helston.
"}{"slip": { "id": 137, "advice": "You're not that important; it's what you do that counts."}}
{"slip": { "id": 69, "advice": "Visitors are like fish: As much as you might like them, after three days they start to smell."}}
{"type":"standard","title":"The Messier Objects","displaytitle":"The Messier Objects","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q24211411","titles":{"canonical":"The_Messier_Objects","normalized":"The Messier Objects","display":"The Messier Objects"},"pageid":45195773,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0a/The_Messier_Objects.jpg","width":300,"height":300},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0a/The_Messier_Objects.jpg","width":300,"height":300},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1154833815","tid":"2e66312a-f2af-11ed-82c4-48c25060994d","timestamp":"2023-05-14T23:29:33Z","description":"2015 studio album by The Notwist","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Messier_Objects","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Messier_Objects?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Messier_Objects?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:The_Messier_Objects"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Messier_Objects","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/The_Messier_Objects","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Messier_Objects?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:The_Messier_Objects"}},"extract":"The Messier Objects is the eighth studio album by German electronic band The Notwist. It was released in February 2015 under Alien Transistor Records.","extract_html":"
The Messier Objects is the eighth studio album by German electronic band The Notwist. It was released in February 2015 under Alien Transistor Records.
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