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{"type":"standard","title":"The Phantom Flyer","displaytitle":"The Phantom Flyer","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q20979354","titles":{"canonical":"The_Phantom_Flyer","normalized":"The Phantom Flyer","display":"The Phantom Flyer"},"pageid":47843796,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/2b/Phantom_Flyer_1928.JPG/330px-Phantom_Flyer_1928.JPG","width":320,"height":481},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2b/Phantom_Flyer_1928.JPG","width":906,"height":1363},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1290036865","tid":"461d32cc-2f28-11f0-af64-234cab6d47a6","timestamp":"2025-05-12T11:57:27Z","description":"1928 film","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Phantom_Flyer","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Phantom_Flyer?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Phantom_Flyer?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:The_Phantom_Flyer"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Phantom_Flyer","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/The_Phantom_Flyer","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Phantom_Flyer?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:The_Phantom_Flyer"}},"extract":"The Phantom Flyer is a 1928 American silent Western and aviation film directed by Bruce M. Mitchell and starring Al Wilson, Lillian Gilmore and Buck Connors. The film was produced and distributed by the Universal Pictures. The Phantom Flyer was one of a series of films that showcased the exploits of the stunt pilots in Hollywood.","extract_html":"
The Phantom Flyer is a 1928 American silent Western and aviation film directed by Bruce M. Mitchell and starring Al Wilson, Lillian Gilmore and Buck Connors. The film was produced and distributed by the Universal Pictures. The Phantom Flyer was one of a series of films that showcased the exploits of the stunt pilots in Hollywood.
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