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Vald'Yerre is a commune in the department of Eure-et-Loir, north-central France. The municipality was established on 1 January 2017 by merger of the former communes of Arrou, Boisgasson, Châtillon-en-Dunois, Courtalain, Langey and Saint-Pellerin.
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Verneuil-sur-Seine is a commune in the Yvelines department in the Île-de-France in north-central France.
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